Sunday, August 05, 2007 , 5:49 PM Y
Waiting For You..
I was so bored today so got nothing to do. SO I'm going to put some quotes , I heard or seen, k?
1. Homophobes are homosexuals in denial.
2. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. ( Sick hahakz)
3.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. (Love this one)
4. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? (Gotta tel ms chan)
5. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. (dotz..dats what mai father sae)
6. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
7. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
8. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway
9. If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
10. Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
Ok finish. I understand all the quotes if you do then you're bloody stupid. Kidding hahakz